1. 23:18 22nd Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from samoubica

    sassings:

    wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

     
  2. It bothers me how many Tumblr posts are ripped right from Reddit without even crediting/sourcing.

     
  3. 21:09

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    Reblogged from schaka

    commanderabutt:

    trekual-innuendos:

    Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

    Not a single one

    No reason

    No explanation

    There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

    Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

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  4. 19:20

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    Reblogged from schaka

    nosecretstoreveal:

    it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

     
  5. 16:47

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    Reblogged from liveforthebrightestday

    dilfgod:

    precumming:

    what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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  6. 16:40

    Notes: 39413

    Reblogged from schaka

    unfriendlybambi:

    f-emasculata:

    REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

    1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
    2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
    3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
    4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
    5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
    6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

    Aww!!!

    (Source: micromys)

     
  7. 12:01

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    Reblogged from crywanking

    crywanking:

    attn followers easter’s over but you can still buy me tenga eggs

     
  8. 12:01

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    Reblogged from samoubica

    jonnovstheinternet:

    So I heard it’s Earth Day

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  9. 12:00

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    Reblogged from samoubica

    With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
    — (via takewalk-on-wildside)

    (Source: alexbost)

     
  10. 23:52 21st Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from liveforthebrightestday

    image: Download

    gaslightgallows:

frantzfandom:

art-is-the-word:

hollowvish:

The #Marvel movie licensing situation may be confusing, but this infographic lays things out in a clear and concise manner

Yes

how does universal STILL own namorwhy the fuck would anyone buy man-thing

And Stan Lee owns himself. 

    gaslightgallows:

    frantzfandom:

    art-is-the-word:

    hollowvish:

    The #Marvel movie licensing situation may be confusing, but this infographic lays things out in a clear and concise manner

    Yes

    how does universal STILL own namor

    why the fuck would anyone buy man-thing

    And Stan Lee owns himself. 

     
  11. 21:23

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    Reblogged from himilky

     
  12. 15:08 20th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from liveforthebrightestday

    (Source: robxwhite)

     
  13. 09:25

    Notes: 71039

    Reblogged from i-hate-the-beach

    jabberwockysuperfly:

    The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

     
  14. 09:16

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    Reblogged from eroaneki

    eroaneki:

    redenigma:

    towritecomicsonherarms:

    Ultimate Avengers vs. New Ultimates #4

    image

    manly tears

    Peter loves Cap a lot too which makes this even better

    (Source: americachavez)

     
  15. 19:07 19th Apr 2014

    Notes: 24570

    Reblogged from schaka

    wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

    "Did you beat that game?"

    "No but I watched someone on YouTube do it so I feel like I did."