1. 10:10 20th Sep 2014

    Notes: 36871

    Reblogged from schaka

    cosmopolitanspook:

    im-alex-s:

    saminat:

    sparky-and-sparkle:

    queenkoi:

    I’m about to ufcking piss

    Twitter is fucking stupid.

    My brother claimed he heard about this and he put his phone in the microwave. I thought he was joking but as he started to push buttons I realized the moron was serious. Quickly ran over and opened it, thank goodness!

    delicious trolling at its finest

    just two seconds of googling lol I saw the post on tumblr, I smelled bullshit and it took two seconds to learn it was a hoax

    (Source: iftadwascool)

     
  2. 10:08

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    Reblogged from eroaneki

    (Source: zedrin-maybe)

     
  3. 10:03

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    Reblogged from beelzeb00b

    mightyhealthyquest:

    IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

     
  4. 01:10 19th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from d3lussional

    a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

    animeteen:

    1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
    2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
    3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
    4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

    (Source: kiluas)

     
  5. 00:21 15th Sep 2014

    Notes: 133758

    Reblogged from samoubica

    hellabitcoins:


ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

    hellabitcoins:

    ilovesmoothjazz1998:

    hellabitcoins:

    aliwav:

    listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

    smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

    hellabitcoins
    u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

    n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

    (Source: vthevegan)

     
  6. 00:20

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    Reblogged from samoubica

    Tags: hahaaa

    (Source: expelliarmus)

     
  7. 00:08

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    Reblogged from liveforthebrightestday

    jazzberry-sorbet:

notnights:

assistancebitte:

bilb0baggin:


moisturize me

If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.

I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.

I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable

I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised

    jazzberry-sorbet:

    notnights:

    assistancebitte:

    bilb0baggin:

    moisturize me

    If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.

    I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.

    I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable

    I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised

     
  8. 12:55 14th Sep 2014

    Notes: 78588

    Reblogged from eroaneki

    Tags: uh what

    image: Download

    eroaneki:

?????

    eroaneki:

    ?????

    (Source: paxamericana)

     
  9. 18:32 11th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from eroaneki

    arabbara:

    R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

     
  10. 18:23

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    Reblogged from samoubica

     
  11. 22:53 8th Sep 2014

    Notes: 367356

    Reblogged from samoubica

    feeltheillinoise-:

    EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

    (Source: dickbuttofficial)

     
  12. 22:50

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    Reblogged from samoubica

    mrskittyforman:

    if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

    (Source: jordysnelson)

     
  13. 22:25

    Notes: 80879

    Reblogged from eroaneki

    Tags: me

    (Source: wif2)

     
  14. 20:15 5th Sep 2014

    Notes: 9563

    Reblogged from samoubica

     
  15. 18:15 2nd Sep 2014

    Notes: 44979

    Reblogged from schaka

    Tags: why doesn't anyone do this to me QQ

    masturntbate:

    *sends you a platonic nude*